I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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