he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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