You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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