how can u be prego again
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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