When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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