Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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