If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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