have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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