We're like a lot better than the average bears
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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