Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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