Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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