He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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