Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
why do cheetos always look like penises
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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