Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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