we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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