while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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