fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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