im drinking this country out of the recession.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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