All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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