I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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