Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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