I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
