we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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