If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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