so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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