10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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