i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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