awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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