I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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