have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Randomize
