The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
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