I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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