I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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