is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
