Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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