if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
