hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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