You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I have demons in me.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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