she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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