If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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