found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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