There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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