You smell like stripper and shame
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
i think i just lost a toe
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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