AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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