what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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