need another drink. this is the easiest way
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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