At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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