so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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