He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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