im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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