It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
My ass is underappreciated
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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