How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Just cropdusted the office
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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