he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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