He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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