You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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