You made me cry and you don't even care
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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